wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

ok so I’m Australian and in third grade during maths the teacher asked the class if we knew the sentence to remember the order of the compass and we all chorused “never eat soggy weetbix” (except for the little shits who would deliberately say it out of time) and the teacher laughed and said “oh that’s a good one isn’t it? but I’ve got a better one” and the she said “never entertain sexy woman” and I remember thinking ‘you don’t have to worry mrs these stupid bum earholes could never get a sexy woman’ and I was only nine but then the teachers son who was training to be a teacher said “yeah don’t do it” and I don’t know what she did to him after class but I didn’t see him again until three years later when I was in year six.

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.