IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
Only one month left before the end of Series 3 of Sherlock.
lets not think like that
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.
I never thought I would admire a murder
Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.
Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.
Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.
Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?
that last fucking comment tho
how to annoy the fuck out of tumblr users
i just sat here for a while and figured it out
thanks for the stress
Our silence cosplay
You said there was a cosplay picture here…
But it’s just a picture of a hall…
The fuck is so special about this hallway, y’all?
what a nice hallway.
I’m reblogging a picture of an empty hallway. What has my blog become of?
Wait…why did I reblog this picture of a hallway?
How did you guys cosplay as a hallway?
Why would you cosplay a hallway?
#sometimes i wonder how sane the doctor who fandom looks #when we make these jokes#we probably look pretty insane to people who don’t know what this is #but we probably look insane at any given moment if you don’t know the show so never mind
guys…I figured it out…the freaking light looks like an angel, fuck. FUCK
why is everyone reablogging a motherfucking hallway though?
In all serious though. This is fucking awesome. You guys are talented motherfuckers
Yeah, they blend into the walls so well it looks like an empty hallway
i literally only got this joke yesterday
I don’t get it… Someone help me…
*psst* he was gonna say LAID
so you know how a vulcan kiss is like this?
well i was in math class and and this guy and i were trying to high five but we were too far away so we just touched out two fingers together like this^^
and then i sat down and thought about it for a second.
then i went “hey patrick, are you a trekkie?”
and he went “no, but my parents are huge trekkies”
and i went “so you know what’s up?”
and he went “oh, i know what’s up.”
I ship it
- John’s blog update
- Promo shots
- S3 stills
- Teaser trailer
- Full trailer
- Interactive trailer
- Actual S3 scenes
They’re being kind. Too kind.
What the fuck are they preparing us for?
IF I TEXT YOU I LOST MY PHONE SO IF YOU HAVE AN IPHONE/IPOD GIVE ME YOUR IMESSAGE K?
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because it is colorful
LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT